by goreze March 18, 2021
The girls that no matter how hard you try will always steal your man right when they walk into the room.
"Dude I was at a party yesterday and this chick walks in through the door in slow motion. Fuck was she hot, obviously she was a puertorican girl!"
"I love me some puertorican girls."
"I love me some puertorican girls."
by chittychittybang April 13, 2015
something that doesnt exist
by the avrg neo-nazi September 16, 2023
When you wear socks and slide around the house and shock your gf/ female friend with your penis. Must be done by a man of Hispanic decent.
My girlfriend wasn't cooking dinner so I ran around the house and gave her a puertorican thundergod to the lips.
by PR_thundergod March 3, 2015
A "Puertorican Calzone" is when a naked man (usually after sex) tucks his testicles between his legs so they are exposed from behind. He then lays on his stomach and a girl proceeds to give him "cosquillita" (gently running her fingertips on his skin) all over his back, shoulders, ass and balls.
by Tramposo December 14, 2009
originated in dartmouth, ma, puertorican wasted is simply a term for getting hammerfaced and having a blast while wearing a miraculous bra. no puertoricans necessary. a similar term "mexican wasted" - altered form for cinco de mayo.
omfgwtf lets all get puertorican wasted<3xoxo
by ilovetogetHF May 5, 2011
A Taino Arawak Hebrew Israelite from the Tribe of Joseph. The baby of all 13 sons of jacob who's name got changed to (Israel). Yahawahs chosen children
He's a puertorican