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Pucker Nuts 

A wuss, Pansy or Pussy.

When your nut sack puckers up so badly from fear that it gets sucked back up into your body.

AKA, no balls.

Pucker Nut is used when subject only has one testicle.
Friends, "Hey Ted, Take that there spoon and mason jar and get us some honey from that African bee hive."

Ted says, "Fuck that shit. That's suicide!!"

Friends, "Come on Pucker Nuts, I want fucking honey for my lemon tea right now!"
Pucker Nuts by Silversnow May 30, 2011

Pecker nut 

Like a fuck nut, but with a pecker glued to the front of your head.
Hey Pecker nut, get me a drink.
Pecker nut by Camper69 January 22, 2011

Indianapolis Nut Packer 

Whilst engaging in a doggy style bone session...The challenging yet eloquent art of gripping one's cock and ball pouch with the dominant hand and swiftly inserting the meaty package into the unsuspecting anus of the sexual partner. Sans lube.
Man, Sage was so hammered last night that I threw her an Indianapolis Nut Packer and she barely flinched!

Peckernut 

A derogatory term used by a parent to their child to indicate they are annoying or used when the child has performed a moronic act.
Dad: "You are truly a peckernut, Chris! What are you going to do next?"
or
Dad: "Go and play in the other room you peckernut. I am watching the game!"
Peckernut by Mahalollama September 13, 2009

Puckerbutting 

The act of clenching your butt-cheeks together to stop or halt defecation. This usually results in sweating, lack of movement, clenched jaw and praying.
I knew I wasn't going to make it to the bathroom in time, so I had to start puckerbutting in order to hold it in.
Puckerbutting by TheLastXela April 20, 2010
You are a punkernut!
Punkernut by fr56gt7yh8uji December 8, 2022