Dick Pube 

someone or something that is always there but can't figure out why.

Hey Alex, do you know that guy? "No, he always here but know him, he's a dick pube."

Dick Pube by Dick Pube July 20, 2015

Dick Pusey 

A dude with a funny name, and Australians don't like him.

Dick Pusey has a funny name.

Dick Pusey by Nochildsupport:) March 20, 2022

Dick pubes 

Someone who has curly hair, quite similar to pubic hair.

ah jeez Pod, yer so cool!

shaddap cianós

sorry, just want to let you know

piss off dick pubes!

Dick pubes by leonard cohen July 9, 2007

pubendick 

when you get a pube caught inside your foreskin; a pain that is arguably worse than childbirth. pronounced "pubendich" as if speaking in a german accent.

*dude one is having a bash*
dude one: ahh! what the hell was that!
dude two: you okay bro?
dude one: yeah dude, just got a bad case of pubendick :(
dude two: oooh, unlucky
dude one: why are you watching me masturbate?

pubendick by ladosaurus April 3, 2011

Puberdick 

A “frisky” and hormonally-charged male teenager.

Her dad wouldn’t let her date in high school because he knew what puberdicks 16-year-old boys are.

Puberdick by RebeccaAndSydney November 4, 2020

salt dicks and pepper pubes 

a penis formed on a table made from salt and using the pepper as pubes and left for a worker at a fast food restraunt to clean up.

Damn rsthoth, look at those salt dicks and pepper pubes.
Hey rsthoth, id hate to be the nigga to clean up those salt dicks and peppers pubes.

salt dicks and pepper pubes by g geiger August 8, 2006