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when you get a pube caught inside your foreskin; a pain that is arguably worse than childbirth. pronounced "pubendich" as if speaking in a german accent.
*dude one is having a bash*
dude one: ahh! what the hell was that!
dude two: you okay bro?
dude one: yeah dude, just got a bad case of pubendick :(
dude two: oooh, unlucky
dude one: why are you watching me masturbate?
by ladosaurus March 17, 2011