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pubesent chad 

The inter sanctums of this celestial being are one to be recon with. for this man is a proud owner of a bond bug (not sponsored). even just a glimpse of his magnum chin will blind even the blindest man. his gargantuan cheeks will cause the pulverization of any eyes that attempt to gaze upon his vibrant dump truck. for any mortal cursed with glancing upon his meaty pecks will be atomized in .001 nanoseconds. father of the disgraceful pubesent man.
oh lord have mercy here comes THE pubesent chad!
pubesent chad by zinanthegreat January 4, 2023
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pubesent boy 

a unfathomably pure being that uses his jiggle wiggle powers to conquer juice world in Taiwan
you little pubesent boy you
pubesent boy by zinanthegreat December 5, 2022

pubesent man

Such a high balling unit that they are always a top g. pubesent man is the father of the disappointing pubesent boy. this immaculate man's favorite phrase is "hoes water pailioids." but for he is only a shadow of the pubesent chad... to be continued
holy guacamole is that a pubesent man!
pubesent man by zinanthegreat January 4, 2023

pre-pubescent scream 

a very highly annoying scream or yell from a kid in their pre teen age, who makes a horrible high pitched victory screech..
prepubescent screamer: "HOLY SHIT, I JUST GOT THE NUKE....YESSSSS NUKE!!"

person 2: "OMFG, what that aweful noisy?, did a cat just die?"

person 3: "nah that's just a pre-pubescent scream, don't pay any attention, just block it out man."

pubescent 

pu·bes·cent (Noun)

1 : arriving at or having reached puberty
2 : of or relating to puberty
From the Latin pubescens, (to become hairy, downy, or an adult)
Alex is a pubescent boy since he has started puberty.
pubescent by Khorne May 1, 2008

pre-pubescent 

1. someone who is yet to start puberty
2. pubeless
1. "sprout a pube ya pre-pubescent twat!"
pre-pubescent by raaay August 5, 2006

pre-pubescent Mayor 

When the mayor of your city acts like he still should be in diapers. Indicative behavior includes stealing ideas from others and crediting them as your own, and riding the coattails of others (especially successful sports teams).
"Dude, look at our pre-pubescent mayor, he will do anything to get his face on the news"
pre-pubescent Mayor by mp2009 February 4, 2009