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Pterodactylectomy

An operation in which the physician makes an incision above the anterior lobiscus muscle and removes the pterodactyl from the human body.
After his pterodactylectomy, Bob took a week off of work and lost his appetite for lamb.

Pterodactyled that bitch 

A very strategic wing-man move that requires much talent and fineness. As a wing-men (or wing-women) it is our job to get our friend one-on-one time with the girl/guy of their desire. The art of Pterodactyl-ing is a basic maneuver that involves coxing away the friends and other potential cock blocks of the guy or girl your friend happens to be interested in. The key is to be subtle, swift, and effective as to not give away your motives. If done correctly, your best friend will have ample time with the person they are trying to impress/take home and just like that my friend you have swooped in and carried all distractions away on your wing. Hence the phrase pterodactyl-ing.
John: "Man, I saw you pull all those girls away from your boy so he could seal the deal with Sarah."

Todd:"yeah man, I straight pterodactyled that bitch.

Pterodactyled

to smoke so much weed that you feel like you are flying higher than a Pterodactyl.
i am going to sit on the couch watch robot chicken and smoke till i am Pterodactyled.
Pterodactyled by freakpinhead March 16, 2009

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026