psychic's house 

A place that smells terrible in a curious and distinct way.

Although good and interesting smells may be present, the overall smell is coming to get you.

"Hurry up and buy that copy of The Yage Letters already. It smells like a psychic's house up in here."

"I need to go back to the hostel and shower, yo. I smell like a psychic's house."

psychic's house by newsvava February 11, 2009

Psychic stalking

When someone uses their psychic ablilties to find out where you will go next so they can get there first so it doesnt look like they're stalking you when they acually are.

I was Psychic stalking so i didnt look like a stalker

Psychic stalking by GreymatterWarrior511 September 6, 2010

psychic shit 

The act of chronically defecating shortly before significant or even traumatic moments in one's life almost precognitive in nature. A foreboding bowel movement before shit goes straight to hell. Pun intended.

Ryan: "Yo you hear about that bomb threat at school this morning?"

Dave: "What? Dude I had the meanest feeling in my guts this morning before I left for the bus."

Ryan: " I think you have psychic shit, man."

psychic shit by Trigga45 September 24, 2013

Psychic Sausage 

The Psychic penis that is sent from your mind when you mentally penetrate your victim/partner.

Person 1: Did you just slip me a Psychic Sausage?
Person 2: Just enjoy the ride dear

Psychic Sausage by thejagerage January 10, 2011

psychic stalker 

A psychic stalker is someone who stalks you in the psychic realm. They cast spells to help their ghosts follow you around everywhere you go. They can see out of your eyes, and they never leave you alone. Not even in your sleep. They even stalk you in your dreams. They hear what you hear, see what you see, smell what you smell, and taste what you taste.

Psychic Stalker: That thing in front of you, I can see it.
Tony: What? How can you see that if your not even anywhere near me?
Psychic Stalker: I'm calling the cops
Tony: You don't want me to know how you obtained your powers.
Psychic Stalker: That's right, and you'll never find out.

psychic stalker by Anthony Wheeler October 11, 2007

psychic skidmarks 

Multiple skid marks seen on the pavement in movies that predict the car chase is about to get exciting. Usually left by the stunt driver doing practice runs.

Nearly half of the chase scenes in French Connection are littered with psychic skidmarks. But you have to look fast, These scenes usually last 1 to 2 seconds.

psychic skidmarks by Cliff November 12, 2003

Psychic Sex

We 2 people see each other across a room and both fantasize about having sex with each other so good and so for real that it's like their energy bodies really f*cked.

Carlos hasn't asked me out yet, but that MOMENT in chemistry class.... Girl, we've already had psychic sex!

Psychic Sex by bootysatvah September 13, 2020