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Pseudomonday 

A day that is not actually the first day of the week but substitues for Monday on the work or school calendar.
The Tuesday after Labor day is a Pseudomonday. Unlike Fake Sunday, it doesn't just feel like a Monday, but it usually comes after some celebratory event that has caused a hangover or other unpleasantries.
Pseudomonday by DeeLighted September 4, 2012

pseudodenial 

the phase in a chasm between a male and a female in which the dumpee no longer wants to talk to the dumper because of a strong feeling of denial and in some rare cases resentment
The boy signed off the internet because he no longer wanted to talk to his ex girlfriensd because he was in the pseudodenial phase and attempted suicide.

pseudotarian 

A person who intends on adopting a vegetarian diet, but may slip up or give in periodically

A person whose diet consists of a significantly lower amount of meat than an average person, but is not necessarily a strict vegetarian diet

A person who may follow a vegetarian diet for a short amount of time for person gain, such as to impress someone or to reinforce an elaborate ruse
Even Kathleen, a vegetarian of 5 years eats turkey on Thanksgiving. She's really more of a pseudotarian.

John tries to refrain from eating meat whenever he can, but avoiding all meat products at all costs is a lot of work. Sometimes he'll just eat meat, he's more like a pseudotarian.

Ken went pseudotarian for a full 3 months because of Jessica. Now that they're broken up, he doesn't anything *but* meat.
pseudotarian by coldsushi October 24, 2011

pseudomandingo 

when women pose their bodies in front of men to make them feel psychologically through esp that they’re being penetrated by a penis.
The pseudomandingo allowed women to fantasize about men when they think about sex during the day.
pseudomandingo by Coop Dupe March 3, 2020

pseudomnímia

The feeling that a memory you have didn't happen or parts of it were imagined/hallucinated. This feeling is generally caused by realistic dreams, the Mandela effect, or dissociative disorders.
(different to false memory syndrome where memories are forged due to trauma or the like.)

ie: you feel as though a memory you have of something from yesterday never truly occurred or a detail wasn't true.
In context: "I have this vivid memory of going to town yesterday but I swear I stayed home. Must be pseudomnímia."

(talking to a friend) "I remember being in class with you last week but it's like I just imagined you there"

"Pseudomnímia maybe?"
pseudomnímia by kit.kat.k.kid November 30, 2021

pseudominate 

To get tough in a fight after being safely separated.
After his buddies pulled him away from the big bruiser, he pseudominated with some seriously fierce talk.
pseudominate by Worgle August 11, 2022