Pseudominals 

Pseudo Abs. Also known as skinny boy abs

Basically Abs that one did not have to work for but are there because of their metabolism

Oooh. That skinny boy has some pseudominals

Pseudominals by HigherThanAKyte February 17, 2015

pseudomale 

n.

1. A cis male who never assumes the role of a male in sexual situations.

Examples: chaste cuckold, gimp, oral sex slave, pussyboy, bottomboy, sissy, v-cel, sexual reject

2. A cis male with one or more penis related problems that render him sexually inadequate as a male.

Examples: small penis, micropenis, impotence, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation

Even though I look and act like any other male outside of the bedroom, I identify as a pseudomale since I only have sex with my mouth pussy and never my puny peenee.

pseudomale by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 12, 2021

pseudonazi

Somebody who strongly denies being a Nazi, yet believes all Jews must be exterminated and that Treblinka was a vacation spot. Identifiable by obsession with Jews and a tendency to link to creatively interpreted radar scans. This species may have different plumage than others of its type, preferring a profusion of American flags and crucifixes to the usual Swastikas, however it is speculated that they are actually closely related subspecies of Homo Dumbfuckus.

Pseudonazi: Only Jews are capable of committing evil. Their Talmud is full of satanic lies. Eg, the holohoax, which I can prove never happened because I have radar scans of Treblinka and you can't see any bodies!

Normal Person: Umm...I don't think that's really the Talmud. You just made that up. Oh, and that radar scan isn't really...

Pseudonazi: Jew! Jew! Jew! Quick, toss me some gasoline and rope!

Normal Person: *flees in terror*

pseudonazi by Mr. Normal May 9, 2007

pseudonami

Tsunami of proportions too small to do damage to anything.

Hawai'i was in the path of a great pseudonami in February of 2010.

pseudonami by apple2ryan February 27, 2010

Pseudonami

When there's a huge build up of worry, 5AM calls and people taking the day off from work in a coastal city, disrupting traffic, baby showers and meetings... But then nothing happens.

Dang! I didn't flake - I was afraid to come in to the city because of the lame pseudonami!

Pseudonami by Gee Kay March 27, 2011

pseudonaja 

A snake that is like a cobra, but isn't actually a cobra. One such snake is the eastern brown snake.

I have a pet pseudonaja.

pseudonaja by dumpster in a tree November 6, 2017

Pseudo Anal 

The process of defecating in one’s mouth and then proceeding to have oral sex.

Richie said she let him Pseudo Anal her last night.

Pseudo Anal by Hogknobber October 25, 2024