Provo Soak 

This is a step above the provo push in a sense where young people in happy valley (aka provo, utah) is trying to find ways around having actual intercourse because of their strict church guidelines. This is when a girl is so horny that she lets her man stick his boner in her vagina, but no movement or thrusting takes place. The boner just resides inside the vagina thus "soaking" inside it. This apparently isn't considered as intercourse....WTF!??

Girl: "I'm so hot for you right now, but we're not married so we can't have sex."

Boy: "Oh darn it all to heck! Oh wait...how about the provo soak!? That's not sex right!?"

Girl: "My goodness gracious! You're such a genius! Provo soak me now!"

Provo Soak by jesuscheese March 5, 2009

Provo Snowshovel 

When a woman kidnaps a mormon man ties him up and forces sex on him.

An example of the "Provo Snowshovel"
includes the case of Joyce McKinney forcing sex on a kidnapped mormon man with the intention of fucking the mormon out of him.

Provo Snowshovel by romuloxiii March 23, 2012

Provo surprise 

When an unmarried Mormon couple shit on each other for non-intercourse sexual gratification that keeps them in the good graces of the Angel Moroni.

Every Saturday, Conner and Abby split a large Cincinnati Stew then share a messy Provo Surprise before cuddling in a hot pile of shit and watch the BYU game.

Provo surprise by Hot Franklin October 15, 2022

Provo All Star 

A male 18-30 years of age living in or around the city of Provo. Typically a return missionary who spends his post mission life as a D-bag. He will find any way to get around the Mormon church's guidlines on sex while still not actually having sex (Look up Provo push or Provo soak). Will either avoid marriage until his parents threaten stop paying for school or will immediatley marry some dumb 18 year old after he gets off his mission. He will usaully find a job selling security systems making nothing of his life while wasting his parents money at BYU or UVU. If he goes to UVU he will say something like "I chose to go here because of BYU's honor code, not because of open enrollment.". Typically will show up to dance parties shirtless while wearing Ed Hardy sunglasses inside. These men almost always congregate around the arlington, belmont, and alpine apartment complexes looking for sluts. When they park their BMW's that their parents gave them as a coming home present from their mission they generally take up 3 parking spots. Typical conversations with his All Star Bro's will generally include one of three topics: Their workouts, muscles, and how many chicks they have hooked up with. These conversations tend to be as loud as possible and in front of as many girls as possible. A variation of the All Star is the hipster who always wears mocasins and buys literally all of their clothes at the DI (the Mormon version of value village) even though they are not poor.

Gold's Gym member #1: Hey who's that guy taking pictures of himself on his phone while doing curls next to girls in the the zoomba class and wearing a deep v Ed Hardy cut off and Monster hat?

Gold's Gym member #2: Oh dont mind him. Thats just the local Provo All Star. He's looking for an ego feed.

Provo All Star by The real Wolf Pack July 19, 2011

Provo all-star 

Usually a returned LDS missionary, but one who moves/lives in utah county to party with other Mormons while showing very little interest in moving on to Marriage like what most Mormons do in the Provo-Orem area. A Provo all-star is commonly seen as a male that's anywhere from 18-30 or even older.

Thomas S Monson and other Mormon prophets constantly warn young men of the lds church of becoming a Provo all-star

returned missionary1: any prospects for an eternal companion yet?

rm2: nah, not being married is too easy

rm1: dude your a Provo All-star!

Provo all-star by YourBoss801 July 17, 2011

Provo throat soak

The provo throat soak is is when the guy shoves his cock deep down her throat with no motion. Therefore we don't have to tell the bishop because it not a real blow job

Tina can I soak my wiener deep in your throat and we can call it the provo throat soak?

Provo throat soak by Propem November 20, 2018

Provo Butt Slut 

when a Mormon woman living in Provo, UT allows guys to fuck her in the ass to save her vaginal "virginity" and maintain the "honor code."

Mormon girl: Okay, Andrew... but you can only put it in my butt. I'm saving myself for marriage.

Andrew: Oh come on!! Don't be such a Provo Butt Slut.

Provo Butt Slut by The Bishop Knows September 25, 2011