prothetic 

someone who is professional at being pathetic.

Man, my roomate never has his part of the rent. He is just prothetic.

prothetic by C.R.M. July 24, 2006

protecticon

The use of a textual emoticon as a magical ASCII amulet you append to any offensive saying. Doing so protects you from the flaming arrows of the evil one.

John, you are such an f'n moron, why the hell don't you get a life and learn how to use protecticons? ;)

protecticon by jwkichline October 20, 2008

Prothetic 

Profound and Pathetic at the same time.

I laid the things out for the sake of making something, but I made it thus far (looking at the materials and did JACK SHIT.That's just prothetic.)

Prothetic by Who Moved The Trashcans? October 2, 2011

Protecticated 

Protecticated - Verb
Pulling a condom over ones head and saying "I am protecticated"

Protectication - Adjective
When you pull a condom over someones head and tell them they are now Protecticated

Leah ran away with Jasper, and so Rika, whom wanted Jasper ran up to him, pulled a condom on his head and shouted "protecticated", she followed through by grabbing Jasper and legging it like mad.

Emily watched as Rika pulled a condom out and put it on her head, she was puzzled by the thought that Rika was now shouting protectivated until Rika pulled out on her head, shouting "you are now protecticated"

Protecticated by Dave-i-did-it April 20, 2009

Prothetic 

Someone whom speaks in a deep sentimental thoughtful and meaningful form of self expression.

He spoke very protheticaly about his art work.

She was very prothetic towards the young women who needed advice.

Prothetic by Expressive Aliyah November 16, 2018

Prothetical 

When pathetic actions are used by a professional con to confuse and evade judgement.

This guy is so pathetic, it often seems he’s a pro at acting ridiculous. I think they call his disorder ‘Prothetical’.... something? Or not?

Prothetical by Major Thomas Randle September 10, 2019

Prothepic 

A 'prothepic' person is someone who doesn't take life seriously enough. They find themselves stating 'it is what it is' quite often, despite their body and livelihood nigh collapsing at the seams.

'Smith is quite prothepic, isn't he?'
'Yeah, I swear he hasn't gone a day in the last week without alcohol.'

Prothepic by Aaron Bobby December 24, 2022