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Promacker 

A girl whose only point of existence is macking it to guys, in a perpetual attempt to increase her number.
I know she was a promacker by the way she smelled.
Promacker by fourdegreez April 29, 2003

Protractor 

A protractor is a measuring instrument. Most protractors are divided into 180 equal parts. A protractor should under no circumstances be used to measure your PP, whit the only exception of having a unnatural crooked dick.
Pro tip: don't use a protractor to measure your PP, but if you do not under no circumstances you tell your friends
Protractor by ATF: 7 May 22, 2021

procrackedinating 

spending countless hours going through articles on cracked.com instead of doing real work, with the benefit of being oddly informed about random trivia.
"So I got online yesterday to work on my philosophy paper, but I ended up procrackedinating for like nine hours...I may have failed the class but now I know all about the '6 Most Poorly Thought Out Attempts at Insurance Fraud'!!!"
procrackedinating by Mr.C11 November 18, 2011

proslackers 

n. Place: ProSlackers, where to find slackers and to slack with the slackers you have foundeded. And as you slack you may also slack some more at the links at proslackers. www.proslackers.com
Let us slack at the home of teh slack, Proslackers dot com !!
proslackers by Kage (Shadow) October 12, 2003

Protracted 

A word once used by Chris Sails, this means to protect something.
Wherever I go ima make sure my girl is protracted.
Protracted by Datboicappin October 26, 2020

protractoring 

it's the asexual version of scissoring, so basically cuddling
Man, I want to go hang out in bed and do some protractoring with her
protractoring by fandomwizard April 20, 2017