Proner 

1. Noun: When one (normally a male) finds himself aroused after watching something done very professionally.

2. Noun: When one (normally a male) finds himself becoming erect, typically due to sexual arousal.

After watching Meeker run a 4:40 Mile I noticed I had a proner.

After a long night of spooning Jake woke up to a proner in his back.

Proner by Drew, Andrew, MVHS XC Team October 19, 2009

pronger 

Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.

The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers. Although Pronger could not be reached for comment, it is assumed he was trying to divert attention from the fact that he asked to be traded from the Oilers after completing a measly one year of his five year contract.

I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.

pronger by cokemidget January 21, 2008

Pronger 

A Pronger is when you sign a contract or you make a deal for a certain number of years and then just blow it off for a dumbass reason.

Now that Hemsky has signed a six year contract with the Edmonton Oilers, let's hope he doesn't pull a Pronger.

Pronger by Oilers Fan <3 July 25, 2006

PRoner 

The visible physical excitement for spending a vacation in Puerto Rico. They are typically inversely proportional to cold weather and the amount of snow on the ground.

"Dude, I'm so excited for spring break in PR. My PRoner is about 5 inches in girth right now." - Ray

"Did you see those Puerto Rican hotties on facebook? They gave me quite the PRoner." - Dan Van

"This trip's going to be PRonerrific." - Caleb

PRoner by Ray Nassar March 4, 2009

Pronger 

A Pronger or "throwing in a Pronger" (prhong-her) is the act pinching a large portion of chewing tobacco (usually Skoal Mint) and juicing it in your bottom cheddar. Pronger's tend to be quite large and cause an abnormal shape in the bottom lip and are named in after the noble Chris Pronger.

Geoff- "Wanna go catch that hockey game?"
Paul- "Yeah, we can throw in monster Pronger's"

Pronger by SauceChops19 May 17, 2011

pronger 

Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.

The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers.

I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.

pronger by cokemidget January 10, 2009

Proner 

When a professional's skills induce a brain boner.

"I just watched this and it gave me the biggest Proner!"

"That performance gave me the biggest Proner I've had in years."

"They're so talented the whole room probably shared a Proner"

Proner by BrothaMugen July 4, 2014