Pronasticrate 

To put of work or other duties (procrastinate) by masturbation or the thoughts and ideation thereof.

I would have finished my english paper earlier but with internet and lube at hand, to pronasticrate was inevitable.

Pronasticrate by Peter5821 February 5, 2009

Prontosaurus Rex 

Fastest dinosaur ever. Also an additional way of conveying a sense of urgency, rather than simply saying pronto.

Dude get over here, prontosaurus rex.

Prontosaurus Rex by fighting salmon May 4, 2010

pronasty 

Something so good that it is of a professional level of excellence.

"Those rhymes last night were pronasty!"

pronasty by Bruce F. May 16, 2006

pronastication 

referring to a ridiculous level of procrastination, so ridiculous, said person can not even take the time to say the word correctly.

Woe is me, my pronastication has left me in another night with my hand.

pronastication by Klutzposition September 12, 2009

Pronsos 

(PRAWn-ZOHs)Noun.Plural form of porn.

I was jagging to <pronsos> all night.

Pronsos by Hi-C-44 December 22, 2013

pronapstination 

When a person is very tired but is so tired they cannot even take a nap, so they procrastinate sleeping by doing other nap-like activities (surfing, watching tv) until they succumb to the inevitable - napping.

"Before I go to sleep I'm going to engage in some pronapstination - playing spider solitaire and watching youtube videos until I can't open my eyes any longer."

pronapstination by pronapstinator January 9, 2008

Pronapsturbate

When you make the decision to jerk off instead of doing work, and end up taking a nap afterwards

Teach: Where dat assignment doe?
Rob: I don't know, I must have pronapsturbated instead of writing this paper.
Teach: I too get caught in pronapsturbation loops.

Pronapsturbate by Ello M8 March 9, 2016