Prostitude 

noun - being or existing in a state of promiscuous, whore-like mentality/behavior.
Not unlike words with a similar suffix, such as "quietude".
adj. - Prostitudinous

Bob- "See that slit over there?"
Joe- "Yeah, what about her? She's beat."
Bob- "Right, but can you sense her....prostitude?"
Joe- "Affirmative. It's tainting the air."

Prostitude by Strange Blue August 12, 2006

promstitute 

A person who in one year, goes to more than one prom not including their own.

Bob: Hey guys, I'm going to the junior AND senior prom and I graduated last year!
Fred: You're such a promstitute!

promstitute by Myrddin April 14, 2003

Protitude 

The level in which a being or object is pro. From the root of pro and profession.

Whoa, that guy's protitude is off the charts.

Protitude by Anh Thomas February 19, 2010

promstitute 

A person, usually one of the female variety, who comes off as a major slut at a prom party by either:

1) Wearing a very skimpy, inappropriate dress
2) Dancing in a very sexual manner with partner
3) Stealing other partners
4) Fucking around during prom, or
5) All of the above.

Girl: Oh my god, look at that girl, she is dressed like a total promstitute.

Boy: Oh dude, did you totally see that promstitute dancing in the techno room? I'd totally tap that!

promstitute by PJ Queen May 31, 2009

promstitute 

promstitute, n, is somebody, usually a random person that you hire to accompany you to your senior prom
*not to be mistaken with the word prostitute, promsitute services are not of any sexual nature, but merely for picture/quintessential high school purposes

For example, asking a classmate you prolly never talked to to go to prom with you because they prolly never got asked or didnt ask anybody, and of course, you dont want to look like a loser on one of the most important nights of your highschool career.
So, you ask, "Hey (insert name here), would you mind being a promstitute on prom?"

promstitute by kristothemae April 21, 2009

optical poptitude 

When you sneeze so hard that your eyeballs pop out of their sockets.

Alex sneezed so ferociously that optical poptitude occured and had to have eye surgery immediately.

optical poptitude by Joey March 1, 2004

prostitude 

A slutty attitude.

Dude check it out, that chick has a prostitude problem.

prostitude by LBD Moe November 27, 2011