promoted to customer 

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

promoted to customer by slipsheet June 25, 2006

Promorexia 

An eating disorder that can occur up to a year, but usually a month before Prom. Mainly occuring in young women, characterized by a self-induced starvation in order to fit into their Prom dresses or feel better about buying a slightly smaller size (which never works). Exercise in the form of "Prom night sex" usually follows Promorexia.

Will: "Dude, none of the girls are eating lunch."

John: "Yeah man, it's a month to Prom: Promorexia season."

Promorexia by HiBillyMaysHere October 30, 2011

promoser 

n.; portmanteau of "promoter poser"; one whose chief technique for attracting members of the opposite sex (or the same sex, for homosexuals) is to pretend to be nontrivially connected to the venue in which he/she is presently in; other popular pretends are owners, owners' relatives, managers, public relations, vice presidents, disc jokeys, and photographers; may be pronounced as either rhyming with "poser" or "loser"; c.p. promoter

John: ladies, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I just want to say how beautiful you are all looking and how honored we are to have you frequent our humble establishment
Allison: aw, you're so sweet. can I have your number so I can call you?
Arianna: don't bother, he's just a promoser, I saw him paying at the door

Owner: alright i dont want to see no fights tonight...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no vomiting...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no people sneaking into VIP, people not paying cover...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no fat bitches, ugly bitches, bitches who have wrinkles on their faces...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no hooking up on my dance floor, eating girls out on my bartop, bodily fluids on my couches...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...or drunk people pissing in my drinks. but LEAST OF ALL, I don't want to see no promosers up in my joint
Security: yes sir, if we find we shall exterminate

promoser by language_sentinel August 25, 2005

promoe 

A really weird lookin guy who is a sick rapper. He raps primarily underground and doesnt rap about the usual bull shit 50 cent tries to rap about. He is in the same category as talib kweli, mos def, common, and kanye west are in. He belongs to the rap group, Looptroop which is a swedish rap group that raps in primarily english.

Promoe raps to expose the government!

promoe by Hookah King Amir January 13, 2007

Rapidly Promoted Executive 

An ending in the Henry Stickmin game: Infiltrating the Airship where you break into the airship and become the leader of the villanous Toppat Clan.

A: What's your favourite Infiltrating the Airship rank?
B:Rapidly Promoted Executive!

Rapidly Promoted Executive by I like Tomatoes January 2, 2021

Promote your YouTube video here 

That ad you now see under every definition. Let's face it. 100,000 impressions for $100? Nobody will obviously watch it.

Wow, Urban Dictionary is now doing YouTube promotions. All you do now is click Promote your YouTube video here, choose a video, link your YouTube account, and bam.

Promote your YouTube video here by The Real Driller March 10, 2023

promosexual 

A term used to describe people, usually celebrities who publicly identify with a currently trendy or rare sexuality or sexual orientation purely to win attention and admiration.

Britney Spears is such a promosexual.

promosexual by Niels Buus November 14, 2004