The day my girlfriend dumped me in the morning, and that night I got drunk and maybe got chlamydia from a swim-team whore. The sad part is, this happens to many of us.
"Damn, prom was fun. I sure hope nobody finds out about who I fucked, though."
by King of Spades April 14, 2005
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A complete waste of time. I seriously wonder why they organize Dances at a School. They expect you to have fun, but what's the catch?
Jeremy: Hey Vincet, I'm going to the Prom with Linda. Want to tag along?
Vincent: Sorry, Jeremy, but I'm not interested in a school dance where they hire crappy DJs and make crappy cardboard cutouts for decorations.
by Zerg Rushin' Fun October 5, 2004
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The night in high school involving the loss of a lot of money and a lot of virginity. Underclass prom ho's agree to go with social pariahs just to get there, and in the end, it's just another awful high school dance. Prom also usually results in an epidemic of eating disorders among girls. Low-level, parent-approved prostitution: the girls get dressed up, the guys pay for everything, they get them off. Popular post-prom destinations include the shore or cheap hotel rooms.
I'm a total loser, but I can get the hottest freshman to go to prom with me!
by Mary Jane February 21, 2005
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where the food is nasty and the dj plays the hokie-pokie song.
this prom is wack as hell.
by J April 21, 2004
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Another place for losers to listen to repetitious music, while the nice, sensative guys that girls claim to want sit at home in the dark, silently weeping. "Bitter, Me?"
I am not at all bitter about not ever going to prom.
by Vash September 14, 2003
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A high school dance which is often viewed as a defining moment in people's lives. Unfortunately for the prom king and queen, the actual defining moment is usually the reverse of what really happens.
At my high school, the captain of the football team and the head cheerleader were prom king and queen. Ten years later, the prom queen now weighs 300 pounds, has ten kids and is on welfare, the prom king is a delivery driver for Home Depot, and the guy he used to stuff in the locker, who didn't even go to prom, made a million bucks off some MMORPG he concocted right out of high school, lives in Beverly Hills and is banging a starlet.
by Doki Doki Attack! October 20, 2009
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A last day of school, when kids get together in a crappy decorated place with a realy cheap dj and questionable food, so u get drunk, cheat on your girlfriend with some whore, get a package of stds, ur girlfriend finds it out, dumps you, while the school principal now can afford college for his four children and for the rest of the $ he flies of to Amsterdam, laughing at you.

Alternatives: 1.Go clubbing for much less.
2. If in canada, go to Montreal, every1 gets some there
3.Go to Amsterdam for the same $.
What can you expect from a party organized by catholic shcool, a prom?
by andrewlk September 17, 2006
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