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Procreation 

Procreation is the reproduction of offspring by a sexual process or asexual process.

The vast majority of animal species (including humans) reproduce sexually but some reproduce asexually. In other words, procreation in the vast majority of animals is only possible when a male animal and a female animal come together to have sex. This is also known as breeding or mating.

Procreation is absolutely necessary for the vast majority of animal species to survive.

Animals that reproduce sexually, breed with members of the opposite sex due to a desire for sexual pleasure, love, and the need to propagate the next generation.

Heterosexual sex is the only kind of sex that can lead to sexual reproduction.
Procreation is essential to the survival of all mammals including Humans.
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Procrestinate

To brush your teeth thoroughly the minute before you leave to see your dentist.
Jennifer procrestinates when it comes to seeing her dentist, so she always ends up brushing her teeth several times the minute she has to leave.
Procrestinate by Cane Corso July 19, 2011

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.
Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!

procreation station 

The place where you bring girls to get some action. Should be someplace like the couch in your basement or the back seat or your car.
Guy 1: hey man you taking a trip to the station tonight?

Guy 2: yeah man im pulling in at 8 sharp. this chick is wicked hot dude!

Guy 1: nice how far you going?

Guy 2: its called the procreation station. im going for a homerun tonight!
procreation station by cheese16 October 10, 2011

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

What you say when people ask you what you're into
Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?

Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

procreastination

procreating for the sake of procrastination.

or

having sex to avoid doing work
procreastination - myself and my wife both had to write reports for work at the weekend, but they were boring so we procreastinated all afternoon instead.
procreastination by simonzephyr August 26, 2012

procrestineating 

Eating continuously for long periods of time to avoid beginning a boring/gruelling activity. If done on a regular basis you WILL get fat.
Joe: I should do some study after I've finished dinner. Oh wait I'm still hungry *grabs chips*
Two hours later
Mother: Joe, I pay for your ******* university fees! Stop procrestineating!
procrestineating by Hithereyou November 3, 2013
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