Constipation Proclamation 

The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body

The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran

Constipation Proclamation by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009

self proclaimed genius 

A self proclaimed genius is a person that thinks they either know everything, or that they are all that and a bag of chips.

A self proclaimed genius, she bragged about her IQ of 160, and the A on the World History Finals.

self proclaimed genius by SaggitarianPoetess May 28, 2006

the proclaimers 

A Scottish band most famous for the songs I'm gonna be (500 miles) and I'm on my way.

I would walk 500 miles/ and I would walk 500 more/ just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles to fall down at your door- The Proclaimers

the proclaimers by SC is sexy June 1, 2007

Tis what thy maiden proclaimed! 

the way cool kids say thats what she said.

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dude thats never gonna fit. you should try another entrance."

Robin Hood - "Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!"

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dammit"

Tis what thy maiden proclaimed! by This isnt real April 20, 2010

self proclaimed 

Giving your self a kind of secret title that others may not agree about

Paul is self proclaimed the worlds best dancer

self proclaimed by hint December 30, 2014

Masturbation Proclamation 

a in progress soon to be bill, giving the freedom to masturbate wherever you choose without consiquence

masturbation proclamation, masturbate in class

Masturbation Proclamation by Krisspuff April 16, 2010

Masterbation Proclamation 

When a guy who always denied ever jacking off first proclaims to their friends that they indeed do masterbate. Usually admitted after days, months and years of questioning and teasing.

Krieg- "You missed it last night. Brett finally caved."

Chase- "How's that?"

Krieg- "Masterbation Proclamation"

Chase- "I always knew he was a jackoff"

Masterbation Proclamation by woundtight September 25, 2011