problame 

to blame a professional for your own wrong doing

The Colts problame Peyton Manning and his injured neck for their crappy season

problame by BOMAccountant December 2, 2011

Elvis problème 

A problem that needs solving but the solution strangely requires excessive amounts of oisters/lubricant

"We might have an Elvis problème over here."

Elvis problème by that_Sloppy December 8, 2020

Problemental 

(adj) When a person, group, or other collective makes a decision(s) or commit action(s) that present problems for them and/or others which would tend to make an unbiased third party observer believe the perpetrator(s) is(are) mentally unstable.

"Joann's tendency to throw up after she eats is very problemental."

"Stevo has been so problemental lately; his irrational behaviors are quite disconcerting."

"The NRA's defense of guns after the Sandy Hawk Massacre is very problemental."

Problemental by The Concerned Citizen January 16, 2013

Problimedes 

The great 21st Century problem solver.
Problimedes is a direct descendant of Archimedes.

Anyone can become Problimedes by solving a problem then declaring, "I am Problimedes".

"Ok, ok so it still doesn't work?"
"Hmm, what's changed?"
"The batteries are different!!"
"Try it without the batteries!"
"Eureka! It works!"
"I AM Problimedes!"

Problimedes by Problimedes February 8, 2008

Problemetts

A little annoying problem that just won't go away!

I have so many problemetts in my life that it's driving me crazy!

Problemetts by Rose Hog July 22, 2007

problemets 

small, little annoying problems that won't go away.

There are so many Problemets in my life right now!

problemets by Rosie H. October 26, 2007

Problemeur 

A person who creates enterprises and businesses to solve problems.

The Kaufmann Foundation is hoping to facilitate the growth of more problemeurs in the decade ahead with it's Find A Problem; Change the World grant campaign.

Problemeur by InspireYOU October 27, 2009