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a. baller, one who is ballin'
b. an extremely cool individual who appears to have lots of luxury at their disposal
c. Daria and Gillian...don't ask.
Rihanna and T.I. are porchesas. When I look at them it makes me wish that I was as porchesa as those porchesas. I envy their porchesa-ness.

It's pronounced por-chay-sa
porchesa by Gilliaria212 January 6, 2009
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mitrophondick prochestyrun 

When there’s no word to describe a certain person. Basically every word in the dictionary merged into one.
Person 1: Did you see what Nico said today?
Person 2: I rather not talk about it. That kid is a total mitrophondick prochestyrun.
stupid ugly skanky paris wannabe with a designer purse dog. Talks baby talk and tries to take her ugly, inbred, overpriced, petstore mutt everywhere.
Look at that poochesha with that gagly poo-mutt and the tacky clothes.
Poochesha by designermuttssuck December 14, 2008

Prochaska 

Redheaded male with a very complex personality who enjoys fornicating with domestic wildlife and partaking in "hand making" protein shakes with his foreign friend. Also, a seducer of local professors of both genders, who's charm lies in his ability to erotically articulate technological processes. Typically has a very "sharp" wit, but cannot seem to enunciate certain everyday words. Moreover, has a tendency to wear sandals that consistently drive his female coworkers crazy (as in uncontrolable sexual arousal).
Dude, get off my dick, your being such a prochaska.

You should really stop hitting on professor Austin, otherwise, you will be known as a prochaska.

Man, you should let the duck go before you pull a prochaska.
Prochaska by juicymangos103 May 10, 2010

Procheta 

Procheta is a proper noun..name of a person..female..
Procheta by sweetypie_1951 November 24, 2021

Protheslay 

Pro who's doing theslay
Protheslay to a cat

Prohaska Maneuver

The process whereby a Speech Therapist comes in on the POC and immediately becomes the patient's favorite. Happens regardless of how hard the PT and/or OT have been working as they cannot compete with her smile and sweet spirit.
Justin was the patient's favorite and had gotten loads of equipment for her. Then Nancy came in and pulled the Prohaska Maneuver with that smile and immediately became her favorite.
Prohaska Maneuver by jwkenne February 27, 2026