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1.
Redheaded male with a very complex personality who enjoys fornicating with domestic wildlife and partaking in "hand making" protein shakes with his foreign friend. Also, a seducer of local professors of both genders, who's charm lies in his ability to erotically articulate technological processes. Typically has a very "sharp" wit, but cannot seem to enunciate certain everyday words. Moreover, has a tendency to wear sandals that consistently drive his female coworkers crazy (as in uncontrolable sexual arousal).
Dude, get off my dick, your being such a prochaska.

You should really stop hitting on professor Austin, otherwise, you will be known as a prochaska.

Man, you should let the duck go before you pull a prochaska.
by juicymangos103 May 10, 2010