procasturbation

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."

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promasterbate

"Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated."

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Adj - Having the ability to wait until the last minute to do something important, yet still being able to complete it with high quality.

Jim: I put off that book report until last night but I did it and still got a 100.

Jill: Wow Jim, you're really procrastefficient.

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The act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)

Jim: Instead of doing that project, I was procasterbating.

Me: ZOMG me too!

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J. B. Pritzker
Governor of Illinois

JB Prickster is the corrupt 43rd governer of Illinois

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When you spank the monkey to avoid doing real work.

God I really don't want to write this paper..

Procrasterbation is always a good alternative.

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to masturbate, so to put doing something off, like cleaning the dishes, or meeting the neighbours.

"For fucks sake Gerald, stop procasturbating and come meet Ada next door."

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