probobs 

most likely that it will occur

-i am probobs going to forget that later

-are you goin to buy that?
-probobs.

probobs by Becky Robinson October 14, 2007

Proboscuflacious

The unpleasant tingling sensation one feels when they need to sneeze but cannot.

I am feeling proboscuflacious.

Proboscuflacious by kriskriskris10 May 15, 2015

probosculate 

To engage in deep and meaningful thought, through use of concentration on the breath through the proboscis, as per meditation

'This is indeed a predicament we will have to probosculate upon'

probosculate by WillieVanillie November 15, 2006

probossibly 

a mixture of probably and possibly
quite useful

guy 1 : "are you going out tonight?"
guy 2 : "probossibly"

probossibly by bobog September 16, 2004

proboscis

slang term for a very long penis

I front-loaded her pussy while we were standing up, facing each other, utilizing my proboscis!

proboscis by Chimpeachment August 30, 2010

proboscis monkey 

A fugly monkey with a huge ass nose and is usually obese. It makes a screwed up honking sound. See fugly.

teh proboscis monkey go teh HONKHONKHONK0rz!11!!11 LOLOLOL!!!!

proboscis monkey by GreyJinjo December 19, 2003

Probosculate 

v. -- To think deeply whilst (and this is important) scratching the tip of one's nose

The action was actively demonstrated by the Muppets character Dr Tooth, when he said, "This is indeed a problem of heavy-duty proportions. We must probosculate upon it."

Probosculate by Phthllanfar July 30, 2015