Prestwich
Beautiful place inhabited by beautiful people, it’s full of sexy girls and dagger boys, much better than Bury
Prestwich by Prestwichdon January 2, 2021
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Prestwich
An area of Greater Manchester which is inhabited by people that have snake-like qualities.
These include being full of poison, and having the ability to slither everywhere they please.
They can be found in small bushes and shrubs... Particularly in avenues... I cannot state which particular parts, but be careful when in the general area.
Those who wish to spend more than a few hours within Prestwich, have been known to have considerable changes in behaviour.
First effects are; runny nose, followed by snake-like arm/hand gestures, immediately followed by the tendency to hide all information from others.
These snakes slither into your minds so be careful.
If in the club and find a particular person who is very drunk, spending extreme amounts of money and throwing drinks on the floor please stay away, and report to your nearest snake charmers.
These include being full of poison, and having the ability to slither everywhere they please.
They can be found in small bushes and shrubs... Particularly in avenues... I cannot state which particular parts, but be careful when in the general area.
Those who wish to spend more than a few hours within Prestwich, have been known to have considerable changes in behaviour.
First effects are; runny nose, followed by snake-like arm/hand gestures, immediately followed by the tendency to hide all information from others.
These snakes slither into your minds so be careful.
If in the club and find a particular person who is very drunk, spending extreme amounts of money and throwing drinks on the floor please stay away, and report to your nearest snake charmers.
Pisswich
A standard sandwich tainted with human urine. Commonly used on white bread, its common tell signs are a yellow stain that is concentrated in one area. Unfortunately, there is no way to 100% tell if it is a standard sandwich, or a Pisswich.
The reason is, melted butter or margarine, has the same affects (on white bread). The only surefire way to insure that your sandwich is not a Pisswich, is to eat it, or use a DNA test on all the ingredients in said sandwich/Pisswich.
Common scenarios when one may find a Pisswich, is during sleep overs with friends, parties, weddings, cooking classes, trash cans, and funerals.
The reason is, melted butter or margarine, has the same affects (on white bread). The only surefire way to insure that your sandwich is not a Pisswich, is to eat it, or use a DNA test on all the ingredients in said sandwich/Pisswich.
Common scenarios when one may find a Pisswich, is during sleep overs with friends, parties, weddings, cooking classes, trash cans, and funerals.
Scientist 1: Hey Gary, i think i have found a way to decipher the difference between a Pisswich, and a Sandwich!
Scientist 2: Really?! We must tell the world!
Scientist 1: Right after i eat my turkey-Club Sub. with butter.
Scientist 2: Wait... Butter.... Professor! No!
Scientist 1: Wait... is it... No... i cant tell. I CANT TELL!
Scientist 2: Use the method!
Scientist 1: ... it wont work....!
- THERE IS NO WAY TO TELL -
-SAVE YOURSELF, SAVE YOUR SANDWICHES -
Scientist 2: Really?! We must tell the world!
Scientist 1: Right after i eat my turkey-Club Sub. with butter.
Scientist 2: Wait... Butter.... Professor! No!
Scientist 1: Wait... is it... No... i cant tell. I CANT TELL!
Scientist 2: Use the method!
Scientist 1: ... it wont work....!
- THERE IS NO WAY TO TELL -
-SAVE YOURSELF, SAVE YOUR SANDWICHES -
Pisswich by Scientist 3 September 2, 2011
prissica
as a name for girls is a Latin name, and Pris means "ancient, venerable". Pris is an alternate form of Priscilla (Latin).
Amazing person overall
Amazing person overall
prissica by Broskiii🌸🌸 November 23, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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