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A retarded individual whose brain is made up of at least 75% stale urine, which adversely affects his/her ability to interact appropriately with normal people. Most frequently encountered while driving on the public highway (or more usually cycling), but not limited to this. Pisswits are found on all continents and in all walks of life.
1.That's the 10th pisswit I've seen going through a red light on it's bike this morning, and I've only been out 5 minutes.
2.Don't go near Kieran, his breath stinks, and he's a bug-eyed moron: no, actually he's worse than a moron, he's a pisswit!
3. I was going to shag Jackie, but as soon as she opened her mouth I realised just what a pisswit she is, so she can go and fuck herself!
Pisswit by Dick Shunairy Jim October 24, 2012

Piss-witch 

Flexible in meaning. Can be used to describe a disagreeable, unreasonable, or bad-tempered individual.

The word was first used in Malta after the originator - whilst sleeping one night - dreamt of using it in an argument.

The word is now most likely to be used and heard in and around Cardiff and South Wales.
"Excuse me, but I THINK you'll find that the '74 Chateau Latour is in fact, the superior wine, you roguish buffoon."

"Oh pipe down, Hugo, you absolute piss-witch."
Piss-witch by secretsandpies November 11, 2015

pissbitch 

"Horner, you pissbitch."
pissbitch by Stooo March 23, 2003

pissnotch 

a rainbow, usually used as a noun, or anything relating to a rainbow-like object; not a gay person
there was a pissnotch in the sky and it was lovely!

chris is a pissnotch.
pissnotch by campy October 16, 2004

pipwitch 

A mean girl who consistently posts unattractive pictures of friends and relatives on their internet profiles simply because they think they look good in the picture.
Karen: "Dang, I hate that picture of me. Would you please delete it?"

Mary: "No. I like it. It's a good picture of me."

Karen: "Stinkin pipwitch."
pipwitch by kornfed September 30, 2009

pisstwitch 

The involuntary spasm or twitch that sometimes occurs when a guy is urinating.
I went to take a piss and my body shook for sec. I had a pisstwitch.
pisstwitch by agathox October 5, 2007