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primalism 

A school of philosophy that celebrates putting primal needs and desires before anything else. A primalist individual will eat when they are hungry, sleep when they are tired, and do what they please when they please to. This may also be considered "doing what you want and not giving a fuck," a la Don Draper (see: Don Draper). However, a primalist may also find satisfaction in what may be more traditionally considered "primal": living outdoors, raw foods or vegan, primalsexuality, etc. Primalism, at its core, is about bringing humanity back to paleolithic or even pre-paleolithic cultural standards and lifestyle.
John follows the philosophy of primalism pretty close. I caught him taking a leak outside behind the shed with a fresh rolled stogie in one hand and a cold beer in the other, wearing nothing but his ripped boxers and those sunglasses he found at the Best Buy.
primalism by DumpsterHamsterBaby October 7, 2009

Primarilize 

To increase (crease) an object or persons value to be the primary thing of importance.
Caden had to primarilize his homework over hanging out with Joe.
Primarilize by LeBean James December 7, 2022

priarie dog 

When you have to poop and your turd goes in and out of your butthole
John hurry up in there I'm priarie doggin'.
priarie dog by thetruth1999 November 25, 2014

primarily 

School is PRIMARILY to get a good education and get a good careers and get chicks and fuck them in the booty hole. ;0
primarily by 123_stucker June 2, 2017

primalist 

A primalist eats all natural organic foods, avoids grains,dairy and processed foods, and they engage in exercises similar in movements to what our caveman ancestors would have engaged in.
primalist by Paleo girl March 16, 2014

primavesi 

A person lacking in charm, tact, wit, wisdom, intelegence, and any other qualites that are generally regarded as positive in a character.
Del Boy: "Rodney you Primavesi!!!!!"
BA Baracus:"I pitty the Primavesi"
primavesi by who do you think? March 6, 2003