Priest Kink 

A fetish for Priests ( and/or other religious figures).

Person 1: “I think I have a Priest kink.”
Person 2: “ What the fuck?”
Person 1: “It means I want to fuck my pastor.”

Priest Kink by cyberhoe December 1, 2021

sidney prescott 

a badass girl who never dies even when stabbed or shot a million times.

i love how much of a sidney prescott you are

sidney prescott by screammovie July 4, 2017

Prescilla 

A person that you can count on. At first she can be shy and won't open up to you but if she does she is the most adorable most perfect girl. If a Prescilla is your best friend all ways cherish her.

Prescilla: wassup sancochoo
Me: wassup pp :)

Prescilla by Sancochoo July 29, 2020

Preschooling 

Preschooling occurs when a grown man walks up to a urinal in public and drops his pants all the way to his ankles. He may also lean back for maximum coverage of the urinal.

Last night at the hockey game, Nick got so drunk he walked up to the urinal, dropped his drawers to his ankles and just started preschooling bud. All these other dudes just stood in there in complete disbelief.

Preschooling by Woody17 June 1, 2021

Turbo Priest 

A priest that abolishes evil in a rapid process

We hit the Mega Church yesterday to fasten up our confession to the Turbo Priest.

Turbo Priest by Atheneite October 5, 2017

priest caroling 

Priest caroling, usually done around Christmas, is the act of dressing up as a priest, going door to door in your local town and telling false news that someone close to them has died.

"Are you going priest caroling this Christmas?"
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."

priest caroling by ProClifo November 27, 2018

Hot Priest 

Cool, sweary. Was meant to love people as a Father, but he might only be in it for the clothes. Has had a difficult family life. Writes local restaurant reviews for the parish paper. Would spend 40 days and 40 nights in that dessert. Celibate, most of the time.

Favorite song is Jenny from the Block. Deathly afraid of foxes, thinks they are out to get him. Friendly with guinea pigs. Would rather believe in something wonderful than something awful. Fellow smoker. Good listener. Will get you to confess your sins, then tell you to KNEEL. Thinks that love is awful, so no wonder it's something that we don't want to do on our own.

You'll fall in love with him. But it'll pass.

"The priest is quite hot."
"So hot."

"The hot priest was in my prayers last night."

Hot Priest by hotpriestlov3r January 29, 2020