(verb) The process of injesting alcohol (normally) by means of funneling/feeding the liquids through a pipe (or more commonly used, a ~ 1-2 in. diameter hose) directly into the stomach.
The object of pipelining is to bypass the gag reflex to give worry free injection of hard liquor.
Works best with 100 proof alcohol.
May acceptably be called 'lining, if you are deemed cool enough to do so.
"I had an awesome time pipelining with you guys last night, you guys are all so cool..."
"Hey bro, lets do some 'lining"
"Kraven and Jrio are definately the most hardcore pipeliners in the world"
When you pour Coca-Cola into your urethra until it reaches your bladder and mixes with the piss (making Coke & Piss) then putting a singleMentos mint down your urethra, reaching and reacting with the Coke & Piss, causing a very pleasant dick explosion.
Dude 1: How do you goon, Dude 2?
Dude 2: Either iglooing or mento pipelining.
Dude 1: How does it fit down there?
Dude 2: I'm a monk.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.