previse 

To pretend to revise whilst actually not

My Mum said i had to revise but i couldnt be bothered so i decided to previse

I had to previse before my test because i was having a great convosation on Msn and didnt have time to work

I had to previse with my french book in front of me so it looked like i was doing something

previse by Ali Letham April 8, 2008

previse 

Verb

To go through revision guides before you've been taught anything. Usually practiced by nerds.

"Hey, wanna go on world of Warcraft with me?"

"Nah, I've gotta previse"

previse by rubikscube606 September 3, 2011

on-premise 

A completely meaningless phrase often uttered by complete retards who mean "on-premises"

IT idiot 1: Is this configured for on-premise?
IT idiot 2: No you fuck, nothing is.

on-premise by itretard June 1, 2018

precise gunplay

Term for when you get killed by an opponent running full speed in a game with shooting mechanics that require precision and slow movement (valorant, csgo, etc.)

“This Reyna just killed me with a running headshot”
“You got precise gunplayed”

precise gunplay by AlexanderTheNotSoGreat May 19, 2021

Movie Previews Voice 

That deep masculant voice that describes the newest summer blockbuster

In the city, you must fight to survive. He, sold tortillas on the corner, and the Mob wanted in.

"i don't know who this guy is, but I want him and his tortillas, DEAD!"

He had one chance, and his chance was to fight back. Arnold Schwartzenegger
"Leesen to mee, Weeve gat to geet out of heer, they're trying to take my Torteeas!"


One man, one mission.

Arnold Schwartzenegger,this Summer is "Little Tortilla boy"

Movie Previews Voice by Trip_hop_Husky July 6, 2005

Sneak preview 

n.

1. (Communication Arts / Broadcasting) a screening of a film, or series pilot, at an unexpected time to test audience reaction before its release. Not to be confused with sneak peek.

We were invited to a sneak preview at Warner Bros. Studios!

Sneak preview by Jrskow July 16, 2011

Previewnesia 

The state of forgetting what movie you actually came to watch due to the excessive advertisements, trailers, previews, messages to silence one's cell phone, etc. that occur between the advertised start time of a movie and the time the feature begins. Usually, the state of Previewnesia is experienced right as the feature is (finally!) about to begin and you realize you can't remember what movie you are about to see.

Jim (to his date, Elaine): "Hey babe, do you remember what movie we are about to see? I've got previewnesia"
Elaine: "No I've got previewnesia too, I can't remember. Maybe it's Goonies 2 or Avengers 4?"

Previewnesia by RATTnroll January 18, 2015