Preparation H Raymond 

A man who freely, and lovingly, distributes Preparation H to the masses. Was one time convincted of murder, but he escaped and continues to spread love, joy, and anal relief.

If your bottom's not feeling fine, Raymond's here, Raymond's here Squirt this where the sun don't shine, Raymond's here to help.

Preparation H Raymond by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005

Preparation 

Preparation is defined as the process of getting something or someone ready for an action or a presentation. It is simply those things done before the occurrence of an event. Besides, it is usually done or made to ensure excellence and success at last. -Emeasoba George

Preparation is synonymous with arrangement.

Preparation by Emeasoba George July 14, 2018

Prepartation 

The anxiety that you get before leaving someone, that you care about, for a period of time

I experienced prepartation when I found out my husband was leaving for Afghanistan.

Prepartation by Julia87 May 3, 2016

Preparation H-bomb 

anything shoved up your anus against ones will..

Here's something really nice you can do. You take a small, thermonuclear weapon... AND STICK IT UP A GUY'S ASS! A thermonuclear suppository! Preperation H-Bomb! You talk about fallout, eh? Whoa!

Preparation H-bomb by Neo December 25, 2003

triple preparation h 

triple preparation h is for wrestlers who have severe hemorrhoids and when jus plain old preparation h wont cut it

omg i had a wrestling match last night and i lost cause my ass was itchin so i couldnt concentrate and wouldnt you know it i didnt have any triple preparation h on me at the time

triple preparation h by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009

preparation 

The many rituals and rites that men and women/girls and boys go through the night before they lose their virginity.

"I shall devote tonight soley to preparation, nothing less, nothing more."

preparation by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

Wet onslaught preparation

Where you have a brutal, disgusting shit and you roll your sleeves up to prepare for the coming storm...

John:"Awh man i just had a horrible shit."

Timmy:"Did you have to have a wet onslaught preparation?"

John:"Thank god i did..."

Wet onslaught preparation by King Of Poop November 9, 2011