Female-presenting nipples 

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.

They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.

Female-presenting nipples by mystymysts December 3, 2018

presenteeism

Act of showing to work when you are sick. Opposite of absenteeism.

So-called "presenteeism," or going to work when sick, is a persistent problem at more than half of U.S. workplaces and costs U.S. business a whopping $180 billion a year, research shows. (from CNN.com)

presenteeism by JDD January 30, 2007

Presenting 

Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner

Omg that guy is certainly presenting,
His 8 inches is presenting itself.

Presenting by Bvdguy November 2, 2017

Presenting 

When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.

We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting.

Presenting by djxpress March 20, 2009

presentious 

Presumptuous and pretentious at the same time.

I think it's pretty presentious to think you can make up new words just because your name is Shannon.

presentious by MillerFriend February 7, 2013

Presenting Patrick 

A meme I made up called presenting patrick (which is patrick from spongebob)

Patrick: I made my house all by my self
*Presenting Patrick presents his house (rock)*

Patrick: I made my youtube channel all by myself
*Patrick's house says "Minecraft tutorials"

Presenting Patrick by Presenting Spark January 2, 2019

Presentment 

A pre-emptive resentment; getting pissed before anything actually happens.

Presentments are pretty much the only thing I don’t procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it!

Presentment by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean October 22, 2019