premature smackulation 

The act of getting smacked in the head or face by your parents, or someone else, for something before they get all the details of the incident at hand

I recieved a lil premature smackulation from my dad, before he even heard my side of the story.

premature smackulation by bigpoppa55 November 18, 2012

Premature Snackulation

When you can't contain your hunger and you end up eating a snack before the meal begins.

I was supposed to go out to dinner with my girlfriend tonight, but I had a premature snackulation before I left.

Premature Snackulation by Jacola Gordon October 4, 2010