Preperation H

Dr. Evil: We finally have a working tractor beam which we shall call Preperation H.

Scotty: Why don't you just call it Operation Ass Cream you ass?

Preperation H by zombiieluuv May 23, 2011

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Harbor Teacher Preperation Academy

1. Hell on earth 2. when stupid teachers do uneccesary things 3. When you stay up till 3am doing homework 4. When you school is on tennis courts. 5. When you have no social life due to your school. 6. When you get a detention for smiling

IT IS IN WILMINGTON ON THE CAMPUS OF HARBOR COLLEGE... WE ARENT THAT SMART

Girl 1: OMG! You go to Harbor teacher Preperation Academy?!
Girl 2: Unfortunatly
Girl 1: Wow i feel bad for you
Girl 2: *Passes out due to lack of sleep and boredom in class*

Harbor Teacher Preperation Academy by phychosalinas November 7, 2010

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Prenetration

The act of penetrating a bodily orifice (such as an anus or oral cavity) with one's penis while in prison. Sometimes happens by force or willingly allowed. Many men fear prenetration on their way to prison.

"Prenetration happens in prison! I don't want to go there!"

"How was prison?"
-"I was prenetrated there... So it sucked."

Prenetration by Izraehl March 29, 2010

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preperation

A word stupid people use when they think they are using 'big words' and seeming smart online and to their friends but are in fact simply looking like an idiot when they misspell one of the simplest words in the dictionary, PrepAration.

-Online-
'USER1' Yo m8 hve u dun yor preperation 4 dat stoopid test next weeek?!!?
'USER2' No and fuck off I don't want to associate with you anymore, you can't even spell preparation!
USER2 HAS LEFT THE CONVERSATION

preperation by Anonywoofs May 20, 2016

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Preferation

To prefer something for yourself... like you'd rather prefer what you wanna think than how the other person meant it.

Jacky:(holds up middle finger)
Bill:"you wanna smash :0"

When Jacky clearly ment as in (fuck u) not (I want to fuck u) that was him making his own preferation

Preferation by Major MaeMae For Life May 6, 2018

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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