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Pregnoid 

A clever portmanteau of "pregnant" and "paranoid"; generally used by females to describe the unsettling feeling following an unsafe (hetero)sexual act.
The condom broke? Fuck, I'm gonna be pregnoid this month!
Pregnoid by IUarileya February 23, 2011
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PregnAIDS 

When you have a one night stand, and both impregnate and contract AIDS from your partner.
Hey sweetie, I know we haven't talked in a month, but I thought you should know I'm pregnant, and it's yours. Oh yeah, and I have AIDS. Call your lawyer and your doctor, you're PregnAIDS.
PregnAIDS by Brewer Matt X October 25, 2013

Vice-Pregnidency 

The embarrassingly hormonal situation of being pregnant while being Vice President. A condition guaranteed to land a book deal.
Overheard at the watercooler: "Sarah Palin, at 45, may have had her last opportunity for a Vice-Pregnidency. She's so inspirational! With the Lord's help, and another Republican National Convention, I think she can do it!
Vice-Pregnidency by artfulmark November 29, 2009

preganoid 

Stop being preganoid Katie, just because your boobs hurt and you feel sick, it doesn't mean you have a baby up in your pregnodes.
preganoid by Trumpet Face January 20, 2017

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026