Profanese

(prop. n.) The primary language of New Yorkers. It stems from English, but consists of a fuckload more curses and profanity, though New Yorkers perceive them as everyday speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this day still can't understand this.

to a New Yorker "Can you teach me Profanese?"
New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You: "Yeah, teach me how to talk like you."
New Yorker: "Fuck you! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."

Profanese by Razukin December 1, 2002

prefanity 

Coined by Penny Arcade, prefanity are words and expressions which are not yet considered profanity, but will at some point in the future become vulgar.

"That guy who just killed me in Halo is a real ham doctor"

"What's a ham doctor?"

"It's prefanity, dude. Trust me, soon it will be a worse insult than cuntburglar - just wait and see"

prefanity by sick_puppy July 22, 2009

Prefangled 

Preassembled. No assembly required.

Dude! Do you need help puttin' the BBQ together for the party tomorrow? Naw, man! It's one o' them prefangled kind!

Prefangled by onasphere August 9, 2010

profane the sacrum 

Verb: to penetrate anally. "Sacrum" is the hip bone. "Sacrum" also means "holy." Hence, to "profane the sacrum" is to render something holy unholy.

The priest rendered profane the sacrum of the little altar boy. Afghans and Arabs, in their full Islamic glory, are known to profane the sacrums of little boys they abduct.

profane the sacrum by Iblisatan July 22, 2007

prefade 

when one has a social gathering before the major activity of the evening

We are going over to Reddell's for the prefade this weekend, are you coming ?

prefade by aaron reddell March 1, 2004

preaner 

Also spelt Preener and sometimes Preanar, someone (usally a guy)about 15 or so who hangs around with tweens only so they can be praised by those naive and younger then them. Is dangerously close to a cradle-snatcher

That Toby is such a preaner. I heard he tried to hook up at lil' Sharece's party last Thursday. He gives me the creeps.

preaner by C-Dawg (no, really) April 22, 2006

Prefanity 

A word or phrase that, while is not yet profane, it most likely will be one day.

Dude, you shouldn't say "Ham Doctor." That's a prefanity.

Prefanity by DTCR July 22, 2009