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From the word copper-scalp, refering to somone who is both stupid and a wanker. However, it is most commenly used for somone who, due to their own stupidity, makes thw wrong decistions and ends up being a heavy-set nobody.
" U-Turn only you piss-faced scalp!" -My dad
"Jeez, you can be a real scalp sometimes"-Me to my friend after he parked his car halfway up a hillock and forget to put the handbrake on. It knocked his dads fence over.
by C-Dawg (no, really) April 3, 2006
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When someone, usally a flawed charecter with some godly power, acts rashly and selfishly, without proper thought for the far-reaching consquences of their actions
Ha ha, told you bull-sighted is a word oh teacher of mine. I should get extra marks for this. Signed Callum.
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When about to emabrk on a hurried sex-session (usally at someone elses party) you reliase netheir of you has a condom. Luickily, you spot one that has been mistakenly left behid by somelse. Note: It is rarly on a actual pillow, but behind a couch or bed.)
God, thay pillow-candy saved my life. Too bad for her it was grape. Yuck.
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A place ( a particular school, club, office block, whatever) where the girls (and sometimes boys, apparently) who flock there are of particularly sexy quality, at least compared to the Crows of another place.
Club Skive is SUCH a raven-haven. Alison's boyfriend works there, and he says zingers outweigh mingers 3-1!
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Like a drunken blind-date, it is the act of banging somone at a party while you are both legless, and having no memeory of who the actul person was the morning after. You do, however, have evidence (condom wrappers, lipstick etc). Its never happened to me, personally.
You know how was off his face from crownies at Simmo's rave last night? Well, apparently he woke up after a mystery meet with only two throbbing heads and a ear-ring to go on.
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The, usally well-kept and grassy, are outside public schools, libaries, supermarkets and take-away joints unwillingly populated by dead-beat, thick-as-shit students kicking cans and smoking during weekends. Occurs mostly in dull, sparsely populated towns with no cinemas.

Reference to the cult-zombie movie Dawn of the dead.
Gimmie and his mates have made their own lawn of the dead outside Supa-value, next to the bins. I hear Chanele offered him a blowie if he bought her a packet of fags. Bloody 'scalp turned her down.
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1. A London folk-hero of the 1700's, a robin hood type of fellow.
2. The newspaper name of a Detroit mob enforcer.
3. A swinging song by Bobby Darin
4. To put on a condom (from mackintosh). Also called mack the badger.
1. "Look, up in the sky! Its Mack the Knife!"-lowly peasant
2. "MACK THE KNIFE STRIKES AGAIN"- lowly tabloid
3. "Look out, oh macky's baack!"-lowly karaoke fan
3. "Are going to mack that knife, or am I going to have to do it for you"-lady about to go lowly
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