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pre-stood up 

When your friends forget to tell you about an event or party and then ask you why you didn't show up. You're stood up before you even get a chance to stand them up.
John C: Where were you on Monday?
Jen: What are you talking about?
John C: I thought you were going to come hang out with us.
Jen: You bastard you totally pre-stood up me.

Pre-break-up 

When you break-up with someone before a relationship even starts.
I was talking to a guy and after I saw we weren't compatible we decided to pre-break-up.
Pre-break-up by Luna2018 June 12, 2018

Straight-up Pre-paid 

Something that is paid off in advance. A phrase meaning you have already paid your dues to your girl and she has to put out whenever and wherever.
You don't gotta take that ho to the movies, bitch straight-up pre-paid.

Pre-christmas cock-up 

A condition (or an incident) where you get unintentionally very, very drunk and more or less accidentally end up having sex with one of your colleagues. At every fucking company christmas party.
Oh look at so-and-so, she's leaving with yet another man from the engineering department. Didn't she go home with X last year? And, she's very, very drunk. What a pre-christmas cock-up. Again.

Pre-launch Touch Ups 

After you get to the work place or school when you go to the bathroom in the morning to look at yourself in the mirror to make sure you look good
Courtney: What do we do everyday?

Marcy: Pre-launch Touch Ups?
Pre-launch Touch Ups by skylarskank September 28, 2008
The gross clear separation of ketchup emulsion you get on the first squeeze if the bottle is unshaken
Ew dude you didn't tell me half this dog would be covered in preup... not cool man
preup by OAB$ June 3, 2024