2 definitions by soggywhitebread
When sacarsm, humor, wit, emapthy, apathy, and really just everything gets twisted, lost, confused, royally screwed, and taken too far via texting and/or sexting.
Emoticons are a lame ass way to make this easier.
Emoticons are a lame ass way to make this easier.
Jen's morning after text to Steve: "Oh my gosh, I forgot to tell you last night that I have Herpes."
Jen...still waiting....wondering why Steve hasn't called.
Jen should've used a smiley face to prevent her "humor" being lost in textlation. :)
Jen...still waiting....wondering why Steve hasn't called.
Jen should've used a smiley face to prevent her "humor" being lost in textlation. :)
by soggywhitebread March 23, 2011
When your friends forget to tell you about an event or party and then ask you why you didn't show up. You're stood up before you even get a chance to stand them up.
John C: Where were you on Monday?
Jen: What are you talking about?
John C: I thought you were going to come hang out with us.
Jen: You bastard you totally pre-stood up me.
Jen: What are you talking about?
John C: I thought you were going to come hang out with us.
Jen: You bastard you totally pre-stood up me.
by soggywhitebread July 30, 2009