Pre-mature Eclapulation 

Verb or Noun; to clap to early; or a clap that comes too early in a musical or theatrical performance. Either an audience member is too eager to applaud the performer, (either to shoo him off stage or out of sheer adulation) OR the performance is long-winded, experimental, or filled with confusing codas that lead audience members to believe the piece is ending when in fact it has not.

After 4 minutes of silence during piece number 1 in the Tribute to John Cage performance, Kasia believed the composition to be over, causing her pre-mature eclapulation.

Pre-mature Eclapulation by Taber Wood September 16, 2009

Pre-mature Baller Syndrome 

It is when you started playing Basket ball when your Dad was in his Dad's sack

Habib: Bro do you see Ahmed over there
Kenneth: Yuh
Habib: I think he has mad Pre-mature Baller Syndrome

Pre-mature Baller Syndrome by digo_bone February 12, 2019

Pre-mature Austin 

A pre-mature teenager that gets caught and is praised by parent for looking up porn, cause he forgets to erase the history.

"I heard that kid is a Pre-mature Austin."

"I hope I never become a Pre-mature Austin that would be embarrasing."

"Just don't forget to erase the history and you will be alright."

Pre-mature Austin by Longrod Johnson April 14, 2010

pre-mature ejaculation 

Pre-mature ejaculation is when you fire you're load before you finish you're climax. The BITCH AIN'T SATISFIED

TCHU was banging a hot girl and he started to Pre-mature ejaculation before he whipped his pants off

pre-mature ejaculation by P.HONGG September 18, 2008

Pre-mature E-betulation 

When playing Texas Hold em, someone places a bet before their turn.

Dude, it is my bet. That is such a pre-mature E-betulation.

Pre-mature E-betulation by TX-BWC August 19, 2010

Pre-mature esextingulation 

To be sexted while the sexter is out of town but obviously plans to sext you when he returns to where you both live.
(also see Sexting)

Alans at the beach but he is totally sexting me, well I guess since he is not home it is Pre-mature esextingulation.

Pre-mature esextingulation by lani32518 January 1, 2009

Pre-Mature Send-aculation

When you accidentally send a text or e-mail without any attachment you meant to attach, or anything that you meant to write

Sorry I sent you the e-mail without the documents, I had Pre-Mature Send-aculation and hit enter before I attached the documents.

Pre-Mature Send-aculation by Maheine Asmelly May 9, 2011