HISTORY PRE-TEST 

When life comes to a halt and asks you one question...What do you know about history? The British are coming, Obviously there was the first and the fifth president, Johnny Depp has several islands, some painter guy was gay, A.D. means after death, B.C. means before Christ, and A.C.D.C. I still have no idea what that means, my previous history teacher should have been fired for cussing, Hawaiians believed in spirits, destiny child broke up, and I love that documentary with that one chocolate factory and that kid ummm yeah Charlie.

O MA GOD IT'S THE HISTORY PRE-TEST. MY COMEDIC TALENT IS AT USE BECAUSE THIS TEST HAS NO AFFECT ON MY GRADE.
TEACHER: HON I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS HISTORY PRE-TEST MORE SERIOUSLY TOWARDS FINALS, BUT FOR NOW MAKE ME LAUGH.
WHO IS THE BEST HISTORY TEACHER IN THE WORLD MRS. G

HISTORY PRE-TEST by STANDUPCOMEDY April 22, 2021

Critical Theory of Pre-1900 History

The application of Critical Theory to history before 1900—examining how this vast terrain is constructed, how it serves present interests, and what's erased. Critical Theory of Pre-1900 History asks: How do we know what we think we know about this period? Whose voices survive, whose are lost? How have histories of pre-1900 been used to justify contemporary power? Drawing on postcolonial and feminist historiography, it insists that pre-1900 history is never just "back then"—it's a resource for the present, and its construction reflects present politics.

"Pre-1900 history is just what happened, they say. Critical Theory of Pre-1900 History asks: what happened according to whom? The archives were kept by the powerful; the voices of the enslaved, the colonized, the women are largely silent. Pre-1900 history is full of gaps—and those gaps tell us as much as the records. Critical theory insists on asking: who's missing from this story, and why?"

Critical Theory of Pre-1900 History by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 4, 2026

Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

PMS- pre-menstrual syndrome

My best friend is being so bitchy it's coz she has prehistoric monster syndrome

Prehistoric Monster Syndrome by Bianca13wyrm January 26, 2008

Prehistoric Text 

Refers to an old Text message.

Thats one Prehistoric Text message.

Prehistoric Text by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

Prehistoric Emo 

a style and way of being that seemlessly meshes the clothing and attitude of a video game geek and an unhappy suburbanite. Catagorized by Chuck Taylors, sweater vests and wacktastical hair. Also occasionally a member of the awesome mode of style. Often closely related to post-cyber hipster attitude and dress.

That Dan kid is so prehistoric emo.

Prehistoric Emo by Brekke February 29, 2008

prehistoric 

The time when Dinosaurs roamed, the Age of the Reptiles.

"Isn't that dinosaur skeleton from prehistoric times?"

prehistoric by TIGGY :) December 8, 2013

prehistory 

A period of time before there was any written history

A long time ago before we ever had any written history to tell us what happen way before this is called prehistory

prehistory by Girl3274 August 31, 2017