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Devilini Code

An common name, because for some reason people name their kids today after something original and it comes out sounding demonic.

Here comes comes our baby boy judas - devilini code

Here comes our baby violet deathica - devilini

Devilyn stop playing with your food.

by STANDUPCOMEDY November 29, 2021

HISTORY PRE-TEST

When life comes to a halt and asks you one question...What do you know about history? The British are coming, Obviously there was the first and the fifth president, Johnny Depp has several islands, some painter guy was gay, A.D. means after death, B.C. means before Christ, and A.C.D.C. I still have no idea what that means, my previous history teacher should have been fired for cussing, Hawaiians believed in spirits, destiny child broke up, and I love that documentary with that one chocolate factory and that kid ummm yeah Charlie.

O MA GOD IT'S THE HISTORY PRE-TEST. MY COMEDIC TALENT IS AT USE BECAUSE THIS TEST HAS NO AFFECT ON MY GRADE.
TEACHER: HON I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS HISTORY PRE-TEST MORE SERIOUSLY TOWARDS FINALS, BUT FOR NOW MAKE ME LAUGH.
WHO IS THE BEST HISTORY TEACHER IN THE WORLD MRS. G

by STANDUPCOMEDY April 22, 2021

Unlike

When you like something by accident and unlike it. The world literally becomes a ball of fire, cyber bullying runs wild, and some representative of a racist gets offended.

Can you unlike this for me son, because I hate people....sure mom see your therapists.

I unlike you, but you kinda liked me so you can't take it back - Twilight saga

I unlike everything about this video.

I unlike you viewer.

I don't care

You will never get a like from me

I still don't care

Throws macaroni art on ground

Damn you got issues

I hate you

I just don't care damn

WHAAAAAAAAA!

you see guys. Be nice to others and keep being awesom

by STANDUPCOMEDY November 29, 2021

WHATEVEN

IT'S A WORD! IT'S LIKE WHEN SOMETHING RIDICULOUS HAPPENS AND YOU ARE LIKE WHATEVEN! IT IS LIKE SAYING THAT IS COMPLETELY UNEVEN TO A POINT AND IT IS LIKE WTF. IT CAN ALSO BE USED TO BE SUPRISED. MY FAMILY IS LIKE IT IS NOT A WORD AND THEY MESS AROUND WITH ME GIVING EXAMPLES OF HOW IT MIGHT BE USED. My Family "So if someone came in this house and flipped my nacho's then I say," Everybody in the room yells "WHATEVEN." Why is everyone in the world like whateven is whateven.

WHATEVEN ARE YOU DOING WITH MY FLUFFY SANDLES PUPPY!
ROBOT: WHATEVEN IS THE ANSWER TO LIFE..... OTHER ROBOTS; LET'S JUST KEEP TRYING THE CAPTCHA
WHATEVEN IS TAXES......GOVERNMENT REP: I KILL YOU!!!!!
WHATEVEN IS THE DISAGREEMENT BETWEEN SMOKING TABACO AND WEED........HOTLINES: CRICKET CRICKET CRICKET.
WHATEVEN IS SPECIAL ABOUT SPECIAL K CERIAL......MAN WITH GIANT SPOON: BECAUSE EVERYTIME THEY WRITE AN GRAMMY/GOLDEN GLOBE/KID CHOICE/MTV/OSCAR SPEECH ON THE BACK OF THIER CERIAL BOXES YOU KNOW THEY ARE MORETHAN SPECIAL K THEY ARE SPECIAL DISPLAY OF WHAT LIFE IS MEANT TO BE. HOW DARE YOU (KOREAN MADE KARATE/JUJITSU/KUNGFU KICK!!!!!! TO FACE)

by STANDUPCOMEDY April 22, 2021

The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

The ominous tone of the butt! It is just there specifically a man butt, you think he was gonna fast, but no it just remained a butt. IT WAS SO SCARY WHEN JESSICA SLAPPED IT, but no. No reaction. Was this a super butt. THAN ANDY A CO WORKER SNIFFED AND SNIFFED SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF!!!!! THE BUTT WAS ABOUT TO BREAK THE SILENCE BUT THAN A HAND CAME OUT OF THE CABINET AND THE WALLS DRIPPED WITH VINEGAR AND THE OLD HAG THAT HANGED BEHIND THE BATHROOM DOOR CAME OUT AND WAS ACTUALLY THERE!! SHE TOOK HER MAGIC WAND AND SAID BADDOOODOOODOO BADOODOO....the butt was doing all of this whaaaat. NO! THE BEST PART COMES..............

...............I SWEAR!!!! THE BUTT WENT PFFFFFFFFFFWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRELILPUT!! IT WAS THE SCARIEST THING I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE SO SCARY I AM SSH SH SHAKING!

Finding nemo The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

Twerking with out parental guidance The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

Dancing in the dark with a spotlight The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

by STANDUPCOMEDY November 29, 2021