Pre-Hipstoric 

Origin of the hipster movement.

A single or multiple person singularity, typically involving music, that has aided in a "cuffed bottom skinny jeans" attitude. As much a state of mind as a common noun.

"Dude, you think that's dank, you should hear what Belle & Sebastian lay down back in the day. That was pre-Hipstoric, no doubt."

Pre-Hipstoric by MrBrown.G December 16, 2016

pre-hipstoric 

From the time before hipsters; alternatively, relating to the hipsters of pre-historic times.

"The pre-hipstoric man was into the ice age before it was cool."
"I used to listen to records, in the pre-hipstoric days."

pre-hipstoric by DarkAllie6 July 27, 2012

Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

PMS- pre-menstrual syndrome

My best friend is being so bitchy it's coz she has prehistoric monster syndrome

Prehistoric Monster Syndrome by Bianca13wyrm January 26, 2008

Prehistonic

(adj.) pre - his - stone- ic

A time period long ago, way before you smoked that wicked dank every day.

Eric: "Yo man, remember back in the prehistonic ages, when we were kids and we said we'd never smoke weed?"
Johnny: "H'yea man, we were such narcs back then."
Phil: "Dude I never said anything like that."

Prehistonic by syntheno December 20, 2009

Prehistoric Text 

Refers to an old Text message.

Thats one Prehistoric Text message.

Prehistoric Text by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

Prehistoric Emo 

a style and way of being that seemlessly meshes the clothing and attitude of a video game geek and an unhappy suburbanite. Catagorized by Chuck Taylors, sweater vests and wacktastical hair. Also occasionally a member of the awesome mode of style. Often closely related to post-cyber hipster attitude and dress.

That Dan kid is so prehistoric emo.

Prehistoric Emo by Brekke February 29, 2008

prehipstoric

adjective: doing something or wearing something before it becomes super trendy and over used

I had blublockers before The Hangover.

You're sooo prehipstoric

prehipstoric by oooooooooooooooolivia January 16, 2011