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cat prank 

Something mischievous done by a cat.

An unpleasant oily or volatile biochemical substance produced or believed to be produced by tomcats – probably from a misreading of Christopher Smart’s ‘My Cat Jeoffry’ (‘Jubilate Agno’ 1759-63), line 6: “For he rolls upon prank to work it in.”
“I don’t like this new After-Shave Balsam. It smells like cat prank.”
cat prank by Khuy-n-inpw June 29, 2009

cattle prong 

pinching someone HARD on the inside of the arm with you're index finger and thumb.
"Zack left a HUGE bruise when he cattle pronged my arm!"
cattle prong by ~JV November 27, 2009

Catalonian Tractor Prank 

Upon encountering a sleeping, or passed out individual you transport them to a field preferably covered in manure. Using a thick rope to tie their testicles to a tractor, you slowly drag them through the shit by their balls
Lafamuda Hearson: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE you stink and your balls are bleeding worse than a gang raped two year old

K-Dawg: I hear you friend, these guys pulled the old Catalonian Tractor Prank on me, now I literally Cum blood

cattle prong 

a long wood stick with two sharp prongs on the end was used in the Silent Warrior siries.
"hey, lets stab Sick Tobes w/ the cattle prong!"
cattle prong by the director March 20, 2004

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008