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The Poznan 

A celebration by Manchester City Football Club, usually performed after a goal has been scored. This celebration was passed down by Lech Poznan FC - a Polish football club. It involves the participating crowd to jump up and down facing the stands with there backs to the pitch.
Bob: "Lets all do the poznan!!"
The Poznan by MANCITYMILLS May 22, 2011

lech poznan 

Polish football club that lewandoski came from
Guy: Hey Lech Poznan won on saturday
Manager: I know

pornanza 

I've never seen so much porn in one place at one time, it's a pornanza!
pornanza by Mr. Cardboard July 5, 2012

Poonaner Jones 

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.
Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013

Poonanners 

The antitheses of pussyfooting. Behaving in a dangerously stupid way similar in effect to cockmockery, dicking around, and horseplay but with greater probability for severe injury for those involved.

Origin: Rural southern United States
Shop Class Teacher: You two on the table saw! Stop that poonanners before someone loses a hand.
Poonanners by PooterScoots November 8, 2018

Armani poonani 

n. Designer vagina, as a result of plastic labial surgery.
- My minge is well slack.
- You better get an Armani poonani like Posh.
Armani poonani by markyspeaks April 18, 2005