Poynter-Jones 

Derived from Danny Jones & Dougie Poynter of McFLY fame, coupling the pair's last names together.

It is a term used for 'slash' when one is writing a fan fiction about the pair.

Is sometimes shortened to 'Pones'.

Claire: "I wrote some awesome Poynter-Jones porn last night, wanna read?"

Taylor: ZOMG DANNY AND DOUGIE SEX YEYYYY

Poynter-Jones by Claire Thackray January 29, 2009

Poynter's sign 

med. N. adj. (1) A non-specific testicular swelling due to a pethology, or otherwise. (2) A 2 inch testicular descent upon vocalisation of a low G in bass clef.

Poynter's sign in practice
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Enlargement is graded with a bell (end) shaped normal distribution curve - the Soysa scale. Through stages 1-5, with stage 3 being considered of normal/acceptable size. Stages 1 and 5 are attributed to extreme manifestations of underlying pathology/low pitch.

Investigation and diagnosis is by means of a trou-down, and diagnosis is confirmed by means of illicited transillumination with the laser-Poynter (head torch with multiple light modes).

Treatment is 8x25ml doses of jager (stat) over a one minute period. Relapse is often noted on long bus journeys or in shared accomodation.

Poynter's sign by LP2206 June 26, 2008

Dougie Poynter 

Dougie Poynter is the Greek-English bass player of boyband McFly.Fit and handsome enough to be compared to the band's hearthob,Danny Jones,he wouls best describe himself as a "dark horse".He comes across as being really quiet,which is nonsense, according to other band members!!Doug is into skating and admitts he took up the bass just because it has 4 strings and is therefore easier than playing a 6-stringed lead guitar!!

Speaker 1:D' ya know who plays the bass in McFly?
Speaker 2 :Oh I think it's that guy,Dougie Poynter

Dougie Poynter by Dimitra August 28, 2006

Dougie Poynter 

Attractive Greek-English bass player in award-winning British Pop/Punk/Rock band McFly. Although he has the ability to sit through an entire interview without uttering a word, when this boy wonder does speak, his witty humour and charisma shines. Poynter's off-stage antics with fellow band member Harry Judd have led people to wonder whether he may be Bisexual.

"I wouldn't say no to that Dougie Poynter"

Dougie Poynter by LLMathews January 7, 2009

dougie poynter 

amazing bassist for english pop band mcfly
full name (i think): dougie lee poynter
birthday: november 30
he likes: cool animals, skating, his girlfriend, bea steffen (grrrr)
he doesnt like: people who hate his music

no example. uhhhhhh, still cant think of one. never mind. oh, i have to say dougie poynter. okay then. dougie poynter.

dougie poynter by bea-wannabe March 12, 2008

Having the Poynter's in 

A corruption of 'Having the painter's in', which means when a girl is on her period, this is instead when a girl is related to you.

It is thought the usage began as the Poynters are a well-known clan of interbreeding and general twelve-toery in Overton, Hampshire.

'Did you give her ten of the queen's finest last night?'
No, it turns out she was 'Having the poynter's in'

'Dude, your girlfriend's having the Poynter's in -thats gross you should split up or move to Andover'

'Oh, and by the way, that girl you got off with last night was Having the Poynter's in'
'Fuck! I've been Berted

Yeah we're over. The Poynter's were in.

Having the Poynter's in by Jdinsdale2009 May 16, 2009

Dougie Poynter 

The bassist from a band called McFly, and of course, my future husband.

Slam.

That dougie poynter married her!!

Dougie Poynter by dougiegirl March 11, 2008