Powns_da_nub 

This person will constantly annoy you with random lyrics from emo songs whilst cutting himself to the daily dreads of life. Not many people can stand the mellow-dramatic lifestyle of this person.

Powns_da_nub, I'm telling you for the last time! Screaming is not musical in any way!

Powns_da_nub by Dinky Dino May 14, 2008

poonspeeding 

Cunnilingus while wearing swim cap and goggles.

Those frat boys need to prove they were poonspeeding to fulfill their pledge hazing.

poonspeeding by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 6, 2013

Ponsones 

\pown-sew-ness\
n. the state of nirvana achieved after accomplishing multiple p'ownage.
v. the act of repeatedly p'owning someone.
adj. a word to describe one who is on a roll at one-upmanship, to the point that everybody else folds.

Sports commentator: "Number 88, how would you describe that spectacular victory?"
Number 88: "It's all ponsones, my man...all ponsones!"

The noobs decided to call it quits when the nerdy kid started ponsonesing them at Halo 2.

Nickarossi: "Just for that minor infraction, I'm gonna get ponsones on your buttocks!"

Ponsones by Nickarossi August 6, 2007

Poans 

The phonetic spelling of the Internet slang "pwns"

"Whoa dude that guy poans in Call of Duty"

Poans by Contrist July 19, 2017

Lele Pons Effect

"Lele Pons Effect" is when you copy Lele Pon's “comedy” from Instagram and thinking that Lele Pons's “comedy” is funny and good.

Lele Pons Effect is copying Lele Pons "comedy" and using it in other content for comedic purposes that only kids and younger teens believe is Funny.

Oh... Her Instagram is like "Lele Pons" thanks, I hate it.

Lele Pons Effect by Teafo March 11, 2021

poonstance 

A gesture made with the hand by placing the tips of the thumb and index finger together. Like forming the "okay" sign but shown from the backside and below the shoulder. The idea is to get another person to glance at it, earning the right to punch them in the arm. The poonstance can be negated however by the viewer putting his finger through the ring that is made by the thumb and index finger. From a game often played by young adult males.

That guy just flashed me the poonstance and I looked right at it.

poonstance by Robble February 11, 2009

Pornsafe 

The "other" harmless internet window you have open as a failsafe you can quickly switch to when you are viewing pornographic material, some other kind of taboo activity, or simply stuff you don't want your mom to catch you looking at.

I was watching a tree buttfuck a monkey last night on my comp. Good thing I had the PETA website open as a pornsafe to cover it up when my mom walked in.

Pornsafe by Sex Monkey Tree June 19, 2010