Nickarossi's definitions

Office Ninja

1. n. an officemate who is adept at certain skills such as spying around the office and gathering information, appearing and disappearing around cubicles, and attacking hostile co-workers with paper shurikens, paper clips, and even cell phones. 2. a co-worker who has mastered the art of the ninja toss. 3. a crafty co-worker who can be tasked to work around the system to accomplish a job.

Des: "The shift is almost over, and there's still one more thing that needs to be done."
Nick: "Don't worry...I already took care of it."
Des: "My office ninja!"

by Nickarossi November 12, 2007

whole-ass

n. 1. a task that is performed thoroughly. 2. total commitment 3. anything that is done completely from start to finish.
adj. 1. a well executed task. 2. a job well done.
v. 1. to commit one's self to seeing a task through. 2. to perform a task thoroughly.
(original usage credited to Dr.Quirk)

Nickarossi: "We're doing this all wrong."
Joss: "Whatever do you mean?"
Nickarossi: "Well, we've been half-assing this relationship for weeks now, when what we should be having is a full on, booth cheeks, whole-ass relationship!"
Joss: "So...you wanna have sex."
Nickarossi: "That's not what I said...but, okay!

by Nickarossi July 16, 2007

hick chick

n. 1. a Caucasian female, usually from the Midwestern or Southern United States, who enjoys country music, line dancing, and CMT. 2. a term of endearment for a female (regardless of race)who refuses sophistication, like opting for Walmart over Saks Fifth Avenue.
syn. white meat
ant. brown leg

Nickarossi: "Check out the Daisy Mae look on her. Wotta hick chick!"
Chachi: "No shame in that!"
Nickarosi: "Touché."

by Nickarossi June 29, 2007

megalomammophobia

n. a persistent, irrational fear of excessively large female breasts that leads to a compelling desire to avoid them at all cost.

Chachi: Why don't you hit that chick already?
Nickarossi: I can't, dude...I've got megalomammophobia!
Chachi: Megalowhah?
Nickarossi: Megalomammophobia! Look it up, dude, it's in the DSM-IV!

by Nickarossi December 27, 2008

perimeter check

n. to go outside and smoke cigarettes; a euphemism that means to go outside of one's workplace(where smoking isn't allowed)and walk way beyond company property so that one could smoke.

Tim: Hey, where's everybody?
Bravo: Um, perimeter check.
Tim: Wha? Without me?
Bravo: Hey, you were busy.

by Nickarossi May 26, 2007

Ponsones

\pown-sew-ness\
n. the state of nirvana achieved after accomplishing multiple p'ownage.
v. the act of repeatedly p'owning someone.
adj. a word to describe one who is on a roll at one-upmanship, to the point that everybody else folds.

Sports commentator: "Number 88, how would you describe that spectacular victory?"
Number 88: "It's all ponsones, my man...all ponsones!"

The noobs decided to call it quits when the nerdy kid started ponsonesing them at Halo 2.

Nickarossi: "Just for that minor infraction, I'm gonna get ponsones on your buttocks!"

by Nickarossi August 6, 2007

Ninja toss

1. a dexterous, quick flick of the wrist that enables the hand to launch any object it is holding, be it a pen, a cell phone, or a paper shuriken, thus skillfully hitting a predetermined target.
2. the act of deftly tossing something with a quick flick of the wrist.

Nickarossi: (after getting hit in the eye by a paperclip)
"Ow! Are you frickin' kidding me? I think you punctured it!"
Des: (laughing) "Sorry...I wasn't aiming for your eye."
Nickarossi: "Really? 'cause I saw you ninja toss that paperclip directly at me."
Des: "Why didn't you duck then?"

by Nickarossi October 15, 2007