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Pounded like a rented gerbil 

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?
How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.
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get pounded 

to get intensly, rigorously fucked without mercy
Dude, the way your mom is walking up the stairs, she must have gotten pounded last night.
get pounded by Stee April 30, 2003

pounded her 

When a male goes hard on a females ass she can't walk
Man I pounded her so hard last night
pounded her by Lolagonzalaez December 4, 2016
Carl pounded the shit out of sara
Pounded by Mandy251990 July 22, 2015

Koi-Ponded 

Being the butt of a joke that has gone too far.
Mike got koi-ponded in season six of the office.
Koi-Ponded by lighteninkmkqeen November 1, 2018

Koi Ponded 

The act of falling into a Koi Ponded irresponsibly placed in the middle of a buildings lobby
Michael Scott was koi ponded on his way into the cold call meeting with Jim
Koi Ponded by Bubbers69 October 30, 2009

ass pounded 

commonly in gay sex, refers to being fucked incredibly hard up the ass
ass pounded by cooperrrr February 7, 2014