powerthurst 

the most hardcore fucking energy drink you will ever find on the face of the earth.some say it is made of Chuck Norris urine.

powerthurst! its like crystalmeth in a can... powerthurst! is crystalmeth in a can...POWERTHURST IS CRYSTALMETH.

powerthurst by row-lin April 22, 2008

powerthirst 

Energy drink for people that need gratuitous amounts of energy!
SPORTS you'll be good at them!!
RARRRRRRR!!
With all new flavors like SHOCKLATE!! Chocolate energy!! Its like adding chocolate to an ELECTRICAL STORM!!
If you like Strawberry...How about RAWBERRY!!!
Made with lightning!! REAL LIGHTNING!!!!!!
You'll have energy running all the time!!
Power lifting, power sleeping, power dating, power spawning babies!!! You will have soo many babies! 400 babies!!!! Then you feed Shocklate to your babies and they'll become good at SPORTS!!
And they'll run ABNORMALLY FAST!
They'll compete against Kenyans, they'll run as fast as Kenyans, they'll run past people that think they're Kenyans, then there'll be a tie and they'll be deported back to KENYA!!!
You'll be moving soo fast mother nature will be like SlOw DoWn! And you'll be like FUCK YOU and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!!!
Be smart don't gamble on your energy.
SNAKE EYES!!!

Holy Shit!! Ive got PowerThirst!!
MENERGY!!!!

powerthirst by Andrew Da SIlva July 29, 2007

Pickering Powerthrust 

During anal sex, when the man moves to the other side of the room, takes a 15 metre running start, and thrusts into his partners ass.

"Woah, my ass hurts today."

"Why's that?"

"Last night my boyfriend tried out the Pickering Powerthrust"

Pickering Powerthrust by pohoes December 9, 2008

Powerthirst 

See crystal meth.

It's like crystal meth in a can!
It's crystal meth in a can!
POWERTHIRST IS CRYSTAL METH!

Warning: may contain Anna Kournikova.

Powerthirst by Scintilla October 12, 2008

powerthirst 

It's like crystal meth in a can
It's crystal meth in a can

Powerthirst is crystal meth.

powerthirst by Barefoot Yoshi January 2, 2008

POWERTHIRST 

The ultimate energy drink! Gives you so much energy, man power and speed! You'll be so fast mother nature will be like... "S-L-O-W D-O-W-N" and you'll be like "FUCK YOU" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!

"Man, I'm racing in the olympics against some kenyans tomorrow, better drink some powerthirst so I can kick their asses"

POWERTHIRST by 69winkies January 15, 2008

Powerthirst 

When god hands you lemons you find a new god! Godberry, KING OF THE JUICE! Drink powerthirst and you'll have so many babies! 400 babies!

Powerthirst is crystal meth!

Powerthirst by uhgiutjgklt4r February 14, 2009